Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...