Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...