Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
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A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...