Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
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Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
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Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.