A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...