Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...