Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...