Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!