Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...