How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman