Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...