Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...