Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...