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|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
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God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
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Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
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What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
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Bear jokes 01
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