Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...