Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...