No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...