Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...