Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...