insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...