Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...