Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...