Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...