A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...