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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
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I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...