What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...