It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...