The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...