Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Error codes in Windows
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The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...