Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...