Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...