Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...