Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!