Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...