The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...