How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...