Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...