I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...