Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...