Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Teaching the child
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Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...