Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.