Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...