One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...