Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...