One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?