cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...