Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...