The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...