Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...