Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...