OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.