Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...